The 21st century version of the Republican Party (the one that's dominated by angry old white geezers and religious fanatics) is on its way to extinction, because most of the people who vote for GOP candidates will be dying off starting any day now. Some people in the party think maybe they should modernize from 19th century American values to 20th century American values. Well, mid-20th century at least. You know, back when the United States watched I Love Lucy and loved Leave It To Beaver.
One of the honchos of the Geriatric Obstacle Party is Mitch (Chinless Wonder) McConnell, the Kentucky lad who is also the Senate minority leader. Mitch is a hipster who has a Facebook page, probably because one of his staffers has one, and maybe because the GOP thinks 'social media' can be exploited to lure young people to a party that's geared toward their grandparents.
Anyway, Mitch is using Facebook to see which issues are important to his FB followers:
See? Isn't that cool?
What a motherfucking dipstick.
One of the honchos of the Geriatric Obstacle Party is Mitch (Chinless Wonder) McConnell, the Kentucky lad who is also the Senate minority leader. Mitch is a hipster who has a Facebook page, probably because one of his staffers has one, and maybe because the GOP thinks 'social media' can be exploited to lure young people to a party that's geared toward their grandparents.
Anyway, Mitch is using Facebook to see which issues are important to his FB followers:
See? Isn't that cool?
What a motherfucking dipstick.
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