Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Racing

Donnie Placenta's statement to a reporter, from the New York Times:

"No. I’m not a racist. I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you.”

Donnie thinks a racist is somebody who runs in track meets or marathons, or to win medals at the Olympics. Based on his personal understanding of the word, and after scoping out that 120 pounds of ass fat he's hauling around, I believe he's probably telling the truth as he sees it. 

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