Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Mmm... waffles!

Based on the Internet chatter I've read since last Friday, I believe there are two schools of thought concerning so-called precedent (sic) Donnie Wet Farts. One school claims that Donnie finally has a firm grip on the levers of power, will seize control of the federal government, and give himself the authority to fire Bobby Three Sticks. America will then become the 21st century version of a Nazi dictatorship.

The other school of thought, the one that seems more credible to me, is that Bobby Three Sticks is tougher and smarter than Donnie. Eventually, Bobby will roll over Donnie like a Sherman tank and turn him into a big orange shit waffle.


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