Tuesday, January 16, 2018


Donnie Placenta's statement to a reporter, from the New York Times:

"No. I’m not a racist. I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you.”

Donnie thinks a racist is somebody who runs in track meets or marathons, or to win medals at the Olympics. Based on his personal understanding of the word, and after scoping out that 120 pounds of ass fat he's hauling around, I believe he's probably telling the truth as he sees it. 

Friday, January 12, 2018

More covfefe from Donnie

Donnie Placenta did another incoherent interview, this time with the Wall Street Journal. Sometimes shit just speaks for itself.

Ironically, Donnie wants the entire country to be like Alabama, Mississippi, and Kansas, which would make the U.S. the biggest shithole in the world. With Donnie in the White House, we're already closer to reaching that goal.


Sunday, January 7, 2018

Easy Money

Being a so-called precedent (sic) is the easiest fucking job Donny Placenta's ever had. In addition to being able to snack and watch Fox News for several hours each day, he just received god knows how much personal financial benefit by simply signing the Tax Freedom for Trump legislation. This shit's easier than taking candy from a baby.

It only took a few months of this asshole in the White House to reveal every single structural weakness in our entire system of government. Steps need to be taken to repair the flaws and prevent a repeat of this disaster in the future. 

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Cleaning up this mess

At some point, the Democratic opposition will regain control of Congress or the White House, possibly both, and the country will begin the difficult process of restoring the things that are being damaged or destroyed by the 400 or so Republicans who are currently working overtime to fuck stuff up.

When the cleansing begins, it needs to start by terminating the political careers of every single member of the so-called House Freedom Caucus. None of those shit smears should have been elected in the first place.