Monday, April 15, 2019

The Sweet Taste of Total Exoneration?

According to the liberal media, a heavily redacted version of the Mueller investigation report is supposed to be released to Congress and the public on Thursday. This morning, Donnie Hump is pounding out tweet after tweet, bad-mouthing the report and everybody connected to the investigation. Oddly enough, since Booger Barr allegedly wiped the slate clean for him, this isn't the reaction I expected.

Is it possible someone finally told the piss stain that even an edited version of the report won't be exculpatory?

To repeat myself, it wouldn't have taken nearly two years of investigation to verify that Hump was innocent on all counts. I won't be surprised if an unabridged, uncensored copy of the real Mueller report surfaces after Booger's blacked-out edition becomes part of the public record.

Added 7:19 PM Monday: Well, isn't this interesting. Is there anybody mixed up with the orange piss stain who doesn't also have troubling links to the Russians?

Saturday, April 13, 2019

The Greatest Challenge

During the 2016 campaign, Donnie Hump bragged that he could murder somebody on 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote. That was probably a slight exaggeration, since he probably would've lost two, maybe three, votes. But he believed it, and to him, that made it true.

In real life, Hump is too chickenshit to murder anyone himself. Instead, he wants to find out if he can get his followers to murder people for him, just by working them into a frenzy with Twitter nonsense. If he can, that's REAL power.

This is what passes for a great challenge in the twisted thoughts of a make-believe precedent (sic) with too much free time.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Happy Dream Time

I had a pleasant dream last night. In it, God beheld those Republican voters who believe He sent Donnie Sumo to them, and decided that before Christmas, all of them will be spending eternity with Jesus. I woke up thinking, "Wow. That's my idea of a win/win situation."

Friday, April 5, 2019

Whose puppet is he?

Okay, if Mick Mulvaney and the assholes in the so-called House Freedom Caucus can make the Orange Piss Stain dance by pulling his strings, can you imagine how much control somebody like Vladimir Putin has over this weakling?