Monday, November 12, 2018

Feeling the Love

Spoiled brat Donnie Poo C sulked and pouted during his weekend in France. The only time he cracked a smile was during the approach of his butt buddy, Vladimir, as his heart began to pound with excitement, and he felt the stirring of passion once again.

Guess which boy is in love.

Friday, November 9, 2018

Counting Down

Republicans hate elections in which all the votes are accurately counted, which is another reason I hate Republicans. One of many.

Friday, October 26, 2018

Nostalgia

Remember when Republicans were supposed to be the ones that represented patriotism and morality? You know, back in 1958, during the Eisenhower administration? Those were the good old days.

Those days are gone for good.

Update 1:51 PM: One thing we know about Donny Pretty Shitty and his devoted followers is that they're very predictable.

Monday, October 22, 2018

Fat Lying Motherfucker: Update No. 4,822

Donny Pretty Shitty lies the way normal human beings breathe: as a constant process essential for survival. If he ain't lyin', he's dyin'.