Thursday, March 22, 2018

Boys being boys

I'm not sure why Joe Biden decided it would be a good idea to start a schoolyard pissing contest with a goddamned fool like Donnie Wet Fart, but he did.

Anything that takes attention away from treason and porn actresses is good with Donnie.

Joe should have tweeted something like "Putin could easily whip Little Donald's pathetic ass, blindfolded with both hands tied behind him." 

I'd like to see where Donnie went with THAT challenge to his masculinity.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Mmm... waffles!

Based on the Internet chatter I've read since last Friday, I believe there are two schools of thought concerning so-called precedent (sic) Donnie Wet Farts. One school claims that Donnie finally has a firm grip on the levers of power, will seize control of the federal government, and give himself the authority to fire Bobby Three Sticks. America will then become the 21st century version of a Nazi dictatorship.

The other school of thought, the one that seems more credible to me, is that Bobby Three Sticks is tougher and smarter than Donnie. Eventually, Bobby will roll over Donnie like a Sherman tank and turn him into a big orange shit waffle.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Today's Moment of Donnie Insanity

Donnie Sore Feet has a unique way of facing an ass-whuppin': He claims credit for the winner's victory over the candidate he endorsed. That motherfucker is a lunatic, but it doesn't matter to the losers who are still aboard his sinking ship.

Donnie shows us where shit is stored.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Any ape would be an improvement.

Thanks to daylight saving time, a grateful nation had one less hour of Donnie Doughnuts this weekend. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Donnie was in Pennsylvania, presumably to campaign for some Republican asshole running for a House seat, but actually to recreate the imaginary glory of his own 2016 campaign. Reporters who were required to attend say Donnie barely mentioned the candidate (Saccone) because he was so engrossed in bragging about himself.

If you can picture an orangutan in the latter stages of the ape equivalent of syphilis, then you have a good idea of a primate who'd make a better president than Donnie will ever be.

PS: Can this be true? Is it possible that some white evangelical women are finally facing reality about Mr. Worse Than a Diseased Orangutan?

Superior to Donnie in every way