Friday, November 21, 2014

Picking at scabs

In the recent midterm elections, the voter turnout nationally has been estimated at just under 30 percent. Assuming winning Republican candidates averaged about 55 percent of the vote, roughly 16 percent of eligible voters actually cast  ballots in favor of a Republican. Right-wing nose pickers conclude that this represents a massive transformation of the American electorate in favor of radical tea party conservatism, when all it actually suggests is that 84 percent of American voters prefer a party other than the GOP or don't care much one way or the other.

If you want to see something funny, tell a cranky old white conservative that he doesn't really have a sweeping mandate and watch his reaction.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Tejas

You can get Texas Republicans to go along with all kinds of stuff as long as you tell them you'll abolish abortion and run all them Mexicans back across the Rio Grande. Blind faith is part of their religion.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Just Chill the Fuck Out

The Republicans just won a Senate majority, and nose-picking assholes who vote for pussies like Ted Cruz and Dan Patrick are experiencing mini-orgasms. While they get their panties damp, the mainstream media is peddling the idea that a political transformation has occurred.

Fortunately, there are a few sensible voices left, saying "Get a grip, motherfucker."

And no, there has been no reshaping of America in the image of Rush Limbaugh.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Fright Night

Normally, I don't care about Halloween. In fact, most years it's a damned nuisance. But today I came across this scary picture of two shit-eating zombies (foreground) and two repulsive dog-fuckers (background), and decided it should be displayed as an October 31st horror special.