Saturday, October 8, 2016


Agent Orange in 2005:

"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything..."

I've suspected all along that Agent Orange only wants to be president because it would automatically make him the biggest TV star in America. Suspicion confirmed.

And let's not kid ourselves. All the pod people who were going to vote for him last week will still be voting for him. His biggest fans are uneducated white males, and he probably picked up a few extra votes with that bunch.

Monday, September 26, 2016


It seems like the mainstream media have finally decided to probe Trump's financial dealings. The first television debate is tonight, meaning that news media investigations of the cheese doodle's crooked (and maybe illegal) activities will be in the headlines before the second one.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Rick-rolled again.

Today's abomination makes me wonder if the American news media will ever get a fucking clue. If they do, Cheeto man is in big, big trouble.

But seriously, if the major media outlets haven't figured this sorry motherfucker out by now, they probably never will. As my old man always said, they're as useless as tits on a boar hog.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Bushels and Bushels

It's comical to watch deplorable people get snotty about being referred to as deplorable. You can be sure Cheese Doodle would be calling Hillary supporters deplorable if big words were part of his vocabulary.