Saturday, May 21, 2016

Oklahoma again.

The governor of Oklahoma has apparently decided to veto an extreme anti-abortion bill on a technicality. There are 92 members of the state legislature who voted to pass it. That means there are 92 worthless motherfuckers in Oklahoma who wouldn't be missed if some Supreme Being caused the earth to open under them and swallow them whole.

It would be great if we could depend on some Supreme Being to handle things like that.  

Friday, May 13, 2016

Whims?

In the simple world of simple-minded conservatives, everything that conflicts with their reactionary view of how things ought to be results from someone's capricious (often sinful) whim, and therefore should not be tolerated.. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Staying Positive

If Mrs Clinton is elected and all the Republicans who hate her commit ritual suicide in protest, there'll be more soda pop for the rest of us. Hooray for soda pop!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

See ya in four years.

The sun shining on America is brighter today, following the report last night that Ted (Red Ooze) Cruz officially ended his 2016 run for the presidency after a whipping in Indiana. When you're running behind someone like Trump, that's a definite indication that nature made you a worthless bottom feeder.

Even God can recognize when a practical joke has gone too far.

Since Cruz is an oily scam artist who survives on schemes to increase the power of Ted Cruz, it's a safe bet he'll be back in 2020, more repulsive than ever, running as one of the "See, I told you so" prospects - assuming Trump is annihilated in November, which is no sure thing.

The conservative New York Post explains how we got to this point.