Wednesday, January 20, 2016


Updated 31 January 2016~

If you're the sort of simple-minded crackpot who truly believes America was founded as a Christian nation, and that American secular law should always be subordinated to Biblical law, then Ted Cruz [rhymes with Red Ooze] is your dream candidate.

However, if you advocate the separation of church and state, you need to hope that Ooze never gets closer to the presidency than he was the day he was born in Canada.

Rafael Cruz has told the yokels at his campaign event that he's a Christian first, an American second, a conservative third, and a Republican fourth.

In a nutshell, that's why that Cuban/Canadian asshole should never be elected. I never trust any politician who puts their personal religious beliefs ahead of what's good for the country.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016


The presidential campaign has turned into a boring goddamned mess, so Donnie Trump and the Princess Bride going mano a mano in a death match over the bride's eligibility to serve as president is exactly what we need to spice things up and make politics interesting for a few hours.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015


Joe Biden has decided not to launch a presidential campaign at this point in the game, and that's probably a good thing.

For me, the 2016 election is simple. There are four current Supreme Court justices who are getting old: Ginsburg (82), Scalia and Kennedy (79), and Breyer (77). There's a good chance the next president will need to replace several (or all) of them. When that time comes, I prefer that Hillary Clinton is naming the replacements instead of Trump, Cruz, or any of the other shit stains running on the GOP side.