Monday, August 4, 2014

It's a war.

Rep. Mo Brooks of Alabama is only partly correct in his analysis. The Democratic Party isn't waging war on all white people, just the ignorant white assholes who vote for Republicans.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Open Carriers


Judging from the news photos I've seen, if you want to demonstrate your support for open carry gun laws in Texas, you need to weigh about 340 pounds and wear a ponytail.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Take Him

Sen. Ted Cruz is one of the slimiest motherfuckers in politics these days. He's so slimy he makes other Texas pols like David Dewhurst seem halfway decent in comparison.

The Cruzer is always looking for ways to attract attention, so it figures that he'd be running his mouth about the controversial runoff election in Mississippi. In a better world, the Cruzer would be trying to win elections in Mississippi instead of Texas. He fits in real well there.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Mississippi Burning

When some tea party dickwad named Brat (really) beat Eric Cantor in Virginia's primary earlier this month, the tea crazies were dancing on air. How quickly things can change, though. Now that Mississippi's Sen.Thad Cochran held on to narrowly defeat his tea crazy challenger, they're pissing blood again. Blaming it on the Ns and voting fraud. Moaning that was a stolen election (even though it was an open primary).

There are even rumblings in some tea crazy quarters that the teaps need to leave the Grumpy Old People and try the third party path to power. Yeah, that has always worked out really well. Still, it's something I'd love to see --- all those nutty old white assholes finally segregated and stranded on a little island in the vast ocean of American politics.