Willard Romney wants to be president so badly that he'll say absolutely anything to try and win a few extra votes. Pandering, always disgusting, looks especially bad when Willard does it because he makes it so obvious. The sad thing is, as repulsive as he appears, he's still not as bad as Gingrene or Sanitarium. It's hard for me to believe now, but only a few months ago I thought Willard would steamroll his way to the GOP nomination and bulldoze Obama in the general election.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Misreading the signs again
“The American people want somebody who is genuinely conservative, who is prepared to change Washington,” Mr. Gingrich said.
The Gingrene quote above was lifted from a news report on Willard's win in Nevada tonight. Gingrene is a egomaniac asshole. First of all, less than fifty percent of the American people want somebody who is genuinely conservative, and an even smaller percentage want him. Second, if there are any sure things in this life, one would be that Gingrene is the last motherfucker on earth who's prepared to change Washington. The bastard needs to be put away for awhile, maybe get some therapy or something.
The Gingrene quote above was lifted from a news report on Willard's win in Nevada tonight. Gingrene is a egomaniac asshole. First of all, less than fifty percent of the American people want somebody who is genuinely conservative, and an even smaller percentage want him. Second, if there are any sure things in this life, one would be that Gingrene is the last motherfucker on earth who's prepared to change Washington. The bastard needs to be put away for awhile, maybe get some therapy or something.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Endorsements
Gingrene has already been endorsed by Perrito and Sugar Cain, and semi-endorsed by Palin, who has crucifixion fantasies. When it comes to getting the love from GOP bottom-feeders, Gingrene is feeling it all over. Now we're learning that Donald (Haircut) Trump, who never wants to be out of the spotlight, will endorse Newt tomorrow in a gesture of comradeship between two of the worst stains in America's underwear.
Added 6:42 pm, Thursday: Leave it to Trump to pull the fakeout. Newt's team just thought the haircut would endorse their guy, but today the nod went to Mittens instead. Now, if Willard wins as expected, haircut can claim that his endorsement made it possible.
Added 6:42 pm, Thursday: Leave it to Trump to pull the fakeout. Newt's team just thought the haircut would endorse their guy, but today the nod went to Mittens instead. Now, if Willard wins as expected, haircut can claim that his endorsement made it possible.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
It had to happen
Herman (Sugar) Cain has come out into the sunlight to endorse Newton Gingrene for president. This is known as destiny. A chubby black guy who'll mainly be remembered for making millions selling pizzas and repeatedly cheating on his wife endorses a chubby white guy who's spent millions on pizzas and repeatedly cheated on his wives. It's a match made in heaven. It'll almost definitely gain Gingrene some additional votes, and it's a chance for Pie Daddy to give America the extended middle finger and be on TV again.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Let's just flush the money down the toilet.
The state of Texas was footing the bill for Perrito's "security detail" while he was out on the campaign trail -- and the bills are still rolling in after the campaign crashed and burned. One estimate of the total costs when all's said and done is over a million bucks.
Rick says it's proper for Texas taxpayers to foot this bill, because when he's away from Texas, he's always promoting Texas.
Huh ? Are you kidding me ?
The only thing Perrito promoted during his time running for president was the stereotyped image of Texans as ignorant, loud-mouthed assholes. He should pay back every dime spent on his security, with interest.
Rick says it's proper for Texas taxpayers to foot this bill, because when he's away from Texas, he's always promoting Texas.
Huh ? Are you kidding me ?
The only thing Perrito promoted during his time running for president was the stereotyped image of Texans as ignorant, loud-mouthed assholes. He should pay back every dime spent on his security, with interest.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Smiles
The bad news is that Gangrene Gingrich won the South Carolina primary. That's bad news because Newter is such a repulsive POS that it pisses me off to see him as happy and as full of himself as he is tonight. Fuck him.
The good news is that Rick Sanitorium is one step closer to the exit door. One by one, the religious fanatics are being culled out and that's a good thing for America.
On the Democratic side, I'm having a problem finding a liberal blog that seems to be upset about Gangrene's big win. That may be because Mittens has long been perceived as the Republican that would put Obama out onto the street and give the GOP total control of the federal government again. Now that the Anybody But Mitt voters have decided to congeal like snot around the Blast from the Past, Romney's in deep shit. He may still win the nomination, but it'll be a street brawl from now until he does. But the real smiles are probably over the prospect of drawing Gangrene as the November opponent.
After back-to-back defeats in 2006 and 2008, the Republicans looked into their souls for about 20 seconds of introspection and decided they lost (a) due to voter fraud, and (b) because they weren't conservative enough. They corrected the first problem with a lot of new voter ID laws, and the rise of the tea people convinced them they had solved the second problem.
Obama's had the look of a one-and-done. His best shot at a second term would be if he lucked out and the Republicans nominated someone who would make the incumbent president look like the safest choice -- the lesser of two evils. Could they possibly be THAT stupid ?
The good news is that Rick Sanitorium is one step closer to the exit door. One by one, the religious fanatics are being culled out and that's a good thing for America.
On the Democratic side, I'm having a problem finding a liberal blog that seems to be upset about Gangrene's big win. That may be because Mittens has long been perceived as the Republican that would put Obama out onto the street and give the GOP total control of the federal government again. Now that the Anybody But Mitt voters have decided to congeal like snot around the Blast from the Past, Romney's in deep shit. He may still win the nomination, but it'll be a street brawl from now until he does. But the real smiles are probably over the prospect of drawing Gangrene as the November opponent.
After back-to-back defeats in 2006 and 2008, the Republicans looked into their souls for about 20 seconds of introspection and decided they lost (a) due to voter fraud, and (b) because they weren't conservative enough. They corrected the first problem with a lot of new voter ID laws, and the rise of the tea people convinced them they had solved the second problem.
Obama's had the look of a one-and-done. His best shot at a second term would be if he lucked out and the Republicans nominated someone who would make the incumbent president look like the safest choice -- the lesser of two evils. Could they possibly be THAT stupid ?
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