Friday, September 11, 2026

Thump Turning Things Into Trash

There's only one thing that Porky Punk is accomplishing and that's turning the federal government into a stinking garbage dump. That isn't surprising considering Porky won two elections after running against strong women nominated by the Democratic Party: Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Kamala Harris in 2020. Both of them would be at least 50,000 times more qualified, capable and competent than Porky who's totally incompetent and totally corrupt. He reached the limit of his ability when he was hosting a TV "reality" game show by posing as a real estate tycoon.

There are too many MAGA monkeys in the Republican party, and too many whimpering weaklings controlling the national news media. Tubby Toad is a mental case who would be a complete disaster in any office if he was held accountable for all of his misdeeds, particularly by the U.S. Supreme Court. Unfortunately for American democracy, Cheap Justice Roberts, Smirkin' Sammy Alito, Clearance Sale Thomas, Nellie Gorsucks and B.M. Kavanaugh have chosen to ignore Toad's corruption and incompetence and allowed him to ruin what had been the best nation to live in until the 2016 election.

Added 6:18 PM same day: America needs major changes in the White House since it will take a long time to clean up Porky's stinking mess and put things back in order like they were before jasshonkey El Lardo grabbed everything valuable for himself and his spawn.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Miss Uselessness

It's time for South Carolina voters to remove the incredibly useless Lindsey Graham from his seat in the U.S. Senate, and end his puppy dog sniffing of certain butts located in the line ahead of him.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Who Really Hates America?

Antifa is a term referring to organizations with members opposed to fascism (i.e. anti-fascist). Useless MAGA monkeys like House speaker Mike Johnson desperately want to exploit the discouraging stupidity of MAGA monkeys on his team by convincing them that people against fascism are showing their hatred of America. Someone needs to skull-thump that little goober by explaining that people who hate America are pro-fascism, which would include Flabby Blabby 47 and his disciples (like Mike Johnson).

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

How Bad? As Bad as It's Ever Been.

 Eight obvious simple reasons why Flabby Blabby 47 Phugtupp should be removed from office immediately:

  1. Pete Hegseth
  2. Tulsi Gabbard
  3. Kash Patel
  4. Pamela Bondi
  5. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
  6. Kristi Noem
  7. Russell Vought
  8. Karoline Leavitt    

Flabby Blabby 47 is too ignorant to handle the responsibilities of the position, and the proof can be found in the identities of the numerous dipsticks he selected to fill his executive branch administration (the eight named above, and many others).

Phugtupp 47 is so ignorant, he really believes there's a unique terrorist organization called ANTIFA attacking the nation from within, and refuses to acknowledge that Antifa is basically a collective political position / outlook held by Americans who love democracy and oppose fascism. Hegseth and Flabbo Slobbo are wasting the time of our military leaders with asinine lectures about their preparations for war against American civilians.