Friday, September 11, 2026

Thump Turning Things Into Trash

 There's only one thing that Porky Punk is able to accomplish, and that's turning the federal government into a stinking garbage dump. That isn't too surprising, considering that Porky was able to win two elections because he was running against two strong women who were nominated by the Democratic Party: Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Kamala Harris in 2020. Both of them would be at least 50,000 times more qualified, capable and competent than Porky Punk who's both totally incompetent and totally corrupt. He reached the peak of his ability when he was hosting a TV "reality" game show by posing as a hotshot real estate tycoon.

There are too many MAGA monkeys in the Republican party, and too many whimpering weaklings controlling the national news media. Porky Punk is a mental case who would be a complete failure in any political office if he was being held accountable for every single one of his failures, particularly by the U.S. Supreme Court. Unfortunately for American democracy, Cheap Justice Roberts, Smirkin' Sammy Alito, Clearance Sale Thomas, Nellie Gorsucks and B.M. Kavanaugh have chosen to ignore P. Punk's corruption and incompetence and allowed him to ruin what had been the best nation to live in until the 2016 election.

Added 6:18 PM same day: America needs a serious major change in the White House because it will take a long time to clean up Porky's stinking mess and put things back like they were before jasshonkey El Lardo took everything valuable for himself and his sons.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Miss Uselessness

It's time for South Carolina voters to remove the incredibly useless Lindsey Graham from his seat in the U.S. Senate, and end his puppy dog sniffing of certain butts located in the line ahead of him.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Who Really Hates America?

Antifa is a term referring to organizations with members opposed to fascism (i.e. anti-fascist). Useless MAGA monkeys like House speaker Mike Johnson desperately want to exploit the discouraging stupidity of MAGA monkeys on his team by convincing them that people against fascism are showing their hatred of America. Someone needs to skull-thump that little goober by explaining that people who hate America are pro-fascism, which would include Flabby Blabby 47 and his disciples (like Mike Johnson).

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

How Bad? As Bad as It's Ever Been.

 Eight obvious simple reasons why Flabby Blabby 47 Phugtupp should be removed from office immediately:

  1. Pete Hegseth
  2. Tulsi Gabbard
  3. Kash Patel
  4. Pamela Bondi
  5. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
  6. Kristi Noem
  7. Russell Vought
  8. Karoline Leavitt    

Flabby Blabby 47 is too ignorant to handle the responsibilities of the position, and the proof can be found in the identities of the numerous dipsticks he selected to fill his executive branch administration (the eight named above, and many others).

Phugtupp 47 is so ignorant, he really believes there's a unique terrorist organization called ANTIFA attacking the nation from within, and refuses to acknowledge that Antifa is basically a collective political position / outlook held by Americans who love democracy and oppose fascism. Hegseth and Flabbo Slobbo are wasting the time of our military leaders with asinine lectures about their preparations for war against American civilians.