Mind Games

 Based on the preliminary results, it's working. Joe is coming at him from one angle, and Nikki Haley is cutting off pieces of him from a different angle. For El Covfefe Grande, it's like having nothing in the kitchen to eat except a platter of chicken-fried dog turds smothered in creamy goat piss gravy.

It would be ironic if the Republican Party was ultimately liberated from MAGA bondage by Nikki Haley. 

El Covfefe Grande owes E. Jean Carroll about $88,000,000 in damages. The Stormy Daniels case is still pending, and Nikki is slicing him up on Fox News. Meanwhile, Butterball is informing everyone who supports Nikki they can no longer belong to his cult. That should win the hearts and minds of people who aren't voting for him anyway.

Someone needs to please inform Dumbass Donald Dookie that Joe Biden had nothing to do with E. Jean Carroll's lawsuit against him.

Q NOTES # 836: Deep Hen Dirt

Clearance Sale's old lady, Ginni Thomas, is up to her eyebrows in the Covfefe Conspiracy, and her lawyer has apparently told her she'll be in deep hen dirt if she testifies truthfully to the House J6 select committee. 

How about witness Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony at the televised hearing yesterday? It appears that even the talking heads at Fox News were stunned by what she told America about Donnie Asswhistle's bad behavior on January 6th. Only people who've spent the last five years kidding themselves about him would be stunned.

Proof that Cassidy told the truth yesterday? Asswhistle's immediate reaction was to claim she's almost a total stranger, but he heard some bad things about her. Plus, she has a beef because he didn't take her to Florida with him. We've seen this stuff before, any time the lying bastard panics.

Other good news? A fresh poll from Georgia has incumbent (D) Sen. Warnock leading unqualified ex-jock Herschel Walker by ten points. 

Speaking of Georgia, which one is the bigger embarrassment to the state, Herschel Walker or Empty Greene?

Q NOTES # 796: More Mumbling, Weekend Edition

Another weekend coming up, and there's some interesting news being reported concerning the attempted coup on 01/06/2021 and seditious conspiracy. Ginni Thomas, Clearance Sale's old lady, was directly involved in an effort to tamper with the election results in Arizona. Added to her other known activities, Ginni and Clearance Sale should both be subject to penalties.

John Eastman, one of the main figures in the plot to throw out the 2020 election, is trying to conceal evidence from the 1/6 Select Committee, but in one of his court filings, he admits that Big Covfefe was directly involved in the conspiracy.

Be prepared to hear more about Dark MAGA, which is apparently the latest variation of insane revenge planning among the most devoted worshipers in the Cult of Covfefe. Dark MAGA is supposedly so terrible, we'll yearn for the plain vanilla 2016 model of MAGA.

Not that there's any possibility it could happen, but it's still nice to fantasize about the ultimate act of atonement, in which Booger Billy Barr's testimony permanently demolishes Big Covfefe's dream of regaining power.

Added 3:45 PM Saturday: Difficult to imagine, but Rudy Frutti is said to have testified before the 1/6 Select Committee for more than nine hours. It's anybody's guess what he chatted about, other than his fifth amendment rights.

If Rick Scott was a real zombie, he'd be handsome by zombie standards. As it is, he's just an ugly Trumplickan politician. Like 99.8 % of the other Trumplicans in politics, Scott loves to run his big mouth about the party's agenda and legislative goals on TV news programs. This results in immediate backlash because the Trumplickan agenda is terrifying to all adult voters of normal intelligence. As soon as the shit hits the fan, Rick, like all the other vermin, heads back to Fox News to explain to the viewing audience that they never heard him say what he said.