Q NOTES # 368: Okies

CNN did a report on a diner full of Okie yokels and yahoos who declared their refusal to be vaccinated for COVID. Which raises the question yet again: Is Oklahoma really necessary?

Since ARP was passed without any (R) votes, it seems like the best solution to the latest dilemma would be for red states to decline all federal funding that congressional R's have already decided is totally unnecessary. That would allow red states to cut taxes all they want, since that's their top (only) priority.

Q NOTES, DAY 245: Visual Aids

This news photograph has been gaining speed over the past 24 hours, and should eventually be selected as the image that best sums up the year.

We'll probably never know how many mail-in ballots never made it through the USPS delivery system, but there's a good chance that the ones that didn't might have made a difference in the House and Senate races. When the numbers are finalized, we'll get a better idea.

Every decent American needs to learn this face and recognize the person chosen by Cheez Doodle to head the General Services Administration. Her name is Emily Murphy, and she's the asshole who's stalling the authorization needed to get a smooth transition started (to keep Cheezy happy, or maybe just because she's worthless).

Chuckle

Saw this on the Internet, thought it should be saved here:

• What's the difference between Scump and this bucket of shit?
• The bucket.

Moscow Mitch

It's official: From now on, McConnell will be known as Moscow Mitch. Based on plain old unadulterated evil, he's as bad as Donnie Stink Eye any day.

Update 5:09 PM Monday 29 July: Everything Donnie Stink Eye says and does is primarily intended to keep Vladimir Putin happy. This could be a real problem for Donnie if there weren't plenty of Republican assholes like Moscow Mitch who are behind him all the way. The trump humpers really are the worst people on earth, and I hope Dan Coats testifies before several House committees as soon as he's officially replaced as DNI.

Meanwhile, #MoscowMitch resents all the attention he's getting lately.

Update 11:43 PM Monday: Hey, #MoscowMitch, cry us a fucking river, okay? If you don't like being identified as a Russian asset, then stop being one. 

He always wears a guilty look, and we know why.

Bad Hair Day

The people on the comment boards who speculated that The Big Poo C stayed out of the rain because he was afraid it would mess up his hairdo were correct, as it turns out. There are so many things that fat bastard's trying to hide, and his bald head is one of them.

That motherfucker's practically bald.

Feeling the Love

Spoiled brat Donnie Poo C sulked and pouted during his weekend in France. The only time he cracked a smile was during the approach of his butt buddy, Vladimir, when his heart began pounding with excitement and he felt the swell of passion again.

Guess which boy is in love.

The camera doesn't lie.

I've noticed that every time I read about stinking Republican assholes doing something really rotten, they always look exactly like I imagined they would when I read about the lowdown shit they were getting away with. Blake Farenthold is a perfect example of what I mean. He acts like a pig, and looks like one.

Another good example is this guy, Devin Nunes.

Ignore it and maybe it'll go away.

Remember that time Donnie TRashdUMP bragged that he could murder somebody in plain view on a crowded street, and it wouldn't cost him a single vote? Well, what if it really happened? Here's the report.

David Cay Johnston @ Salon is also telling it like it is.

At large and dangerous

For the record...

Let's set things straight here: The same people who are the most conspicuous advocates of white superiority are the strongest possible argument against the whole concept of white superiority.

Superior in what way?

Redneck Fashion

Why is this poozer dressed up in some ridiculous cowboy costume?

Hey, Roy, where's Trigger?

Reds

Mike and Beauregard laugh it up

Let's face facts. The Russians own the stupid fuck and most of his accomplices. These two for sure --------------------->

We're still adding up how much the Russians paid to get the entire bunch.

Happy Fucking New Year

The trump lumps, with crucial assistance from the Russians and a rogue FBI director, were able to turn 46 percent of the popular vote into an Electoral College win for a fat, repulsive 70-year old sociopath who has the attention span and impulse control of a first-grader, the mature judgment of a second-grader, the communication skills of a third-grader, and the social skills and personal charm of a serial killer.

The Tweet Twit is conclusive proof that Republicans will ALWAYS choose the WORST of the possible alternatives in EVERY situation.

Briefly

Cheeto Benito says he can't be bothered with daily intelligence briefings because they're boring and redundant. Besides, "his" generals and Mike Pence get briefed. And he doesn't need them because he's smart.

No. This is an incredibly stupid man who was elected by incredibly stupid people. Oh yeah, and the Russians.

MAGAts

Porky promised he would Make America Great Again by getting rid of (a) non-whites, (b) non-Christians, (c) political correctness, and (d) Hillary Clinton. Millions of MAGAts fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Now these low-income, low-information assholes are learning that what Porky really plans to get rid of is their Social Security and affordable health care.

Fucking idiots. If they had the brains god gave a piss ant, they could have avoided this problem by not voting for an obvious con man.

White House Officials Part I

I wonder if this filthy slob has had a bath in the last 24 months. Is he growing shit on the side of his head, or has he just sprung a leak?

FBI Guy

Add my name to the growing list of people who think President Hillary Clinton's to-do list for January 2017 should include giving Comey the axe. He's useless.

PS: This will do for a start.

Republicans in the House of Representatives = worst scum on earth.

Another reminder, in case we forgot: Never put Republicans in charge of anything unless your only goal is to make sure it gets fucked up, trashed and destroyed.

Looking Presidential

Cheese Doodle's latest stupid remark is that Hillary Clinton doesn't have the look of a President. Has he seen himself in a mirror lately? The news media, supposedly in the tank for Hillary, are giving the motherfucker a free ride. In the good old days, he would've been under a microscope 24/7. You know, the way Hillary is now.

Trump is like a hen's asshole. Whatever comes out is chickenshit.


Updated at 6:39 PM: Add bribery to the list of abominations the press is ignoring. I don't expect to  see any significant investigative reporting about this in the major newspapers or on the network news shows.

Updated 11:46 PM: And then there's this from CNN. In the debates, the bar's set higher for HRC because she's the 'seasoned' politician, and people expect more from her. Cable news channels have definitely contributed to the shameful dumbing-down of America. Back in the days before I had a computer and access to the Internet, I relied on sources like CNN to keep up with political news. It's hard to realize how much things have changed in fifteen short years.

Updated 9:18 AM Friday 9 September: Maybe there's still a trace of a pulse in the American press corps.

Contrition

Cheesy Puff, seeking atonement, admits he's been saying the bads and hurting the feelings of the other kids. Won't we all feel better after we've forgiven him and forgotten what a rotten piece of shit he was until yesterday?

Solutions

If this is the problem,

this is definitely not the solution.

Carly and Caitlin

For some reason, every time I see a news photo of Carly Fiorina,

I'm reminded of Caitlin Jenner.

Am I the only one here who notices a similarity?