Cheeseburgers

Let's assume that every fast food franchise joins Whataburger in banning open carry of firearms on their property. What are the possible outcomes?

• Redneck assholes defy the prohibitions, are arrested and taken downtown for booking. Excellent outcome.
• Redneck assholes stop eating all those cheesebugers with double bacon and chili, get their weight down to a healthy level, and live longer. Not-so-great outcome.
• Redneck assholes stay at home because the only reason they go out is to load up on high-calorie, deep fat fried junk food. Good outcome. 
• Redneck assholes leave their pistols in the house and gradually realize they can survive outside without them. Great outcome, but unlikely to materialize.

I can live with all four of these, but maybe there are other possibilities that haven't occurred to me.