Saturday, August 16, 2025

The Joke's on Him

Donnyhoo Dingleberry never looks stupider than when he pretends to be a statesman capable of functioning at approximately the same skill range as Putin and Zelenskyy. He peaked when he was hosting reality TV programs as a celebrity business executive and just needed to follow the scripts.

Even Fox News reporters recognize when Dingleberry is missing the target by a mile. By the way, Alaska isn't part of Russia, genius.

Update 11:23 AM Sunday: Putin owns Dingleberry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Handmaid Deserves a Smile

It doesn't come easy, but maybe it's time to pause and think kind thoughts about Amy Coney Barrett. After all, if you're doing things that make Tubby TACO crazy enough to resent you, it's confirmation that you're now on the right track. 

On a related matter, after the first four years of TRashdUMP in the White House, the next four years with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in charge were like a long, pleasant dream. Now Joseph Biden is a retired former president whose ability to lead at his age is irrelevant. The full attention of major news media organizations should be trained on comprehensive accurate reports concerning the senile sociopath who replaced Joe several months ago.

Friday, May 23, 2025

The slap down? It's way past time for it.

This has been a rough week with a downpour of nasty political news, so an article I ran across this morning helped me relax and unwind a little bit. It would improve my outlook on life tremendously if Republicans in the Senate sent P47 Cheato Assholini the GFY and ES&D messages, emphasized by a collective display of their extended middle fingers (EMFs). Congress needs to ensure the federal government is funding all the services and programs we need (like FEMA, Medicare and Social Security), and let unnecessary tax cuts for billionaires like Felon Mush expire. Who gives a f-ck if they're pissed off?

If the U.S. Senate manages enough intestinal fortitude to pop Pussident 47's balloon and refuses to be intimidated by his threats and attempted stochastic terrorism, USA will take a huge step in the right direction by reinforcing the balance of power among the branches required by the Constitution.

Pussident Assholini announced that he would be stupid to refuse a bribe or comply with the rules about emoluments. And if he really symbolizes White USA Male Toughness, when will he invite Vladimir Putin to his fancy office at the White House, then kick his f--king ass for the TV cameras like he did with Zelensky?

Let's have another shot at prosecution on RICO charges.

Thursday, May 15, 2025

The Handmaid Revisited, etc.

Amy Coney Barrett has MAGA monkeys and morons pissing their pants and expressing outrage on X (formerly Twitter, now Shitter). This is an indication that her position on the Supreme Court may require reevaluation.

On another matter, The Big Fat Turd in the White House (BFTWH) is wandering around overseas telling foreigners that America is a stupid country. We must be stupid if we elected him twice and refuse to remove him through any of the available options.

The BFTWH has stopped promising MAGA monkeys and morons his third term, probably because 3/4 of America is sick of him now.