45 and 47 Unfortunately for US

For the first time in three consecutive Pussydential elections, Big Fat Pussy won the popular vote. Now the demented narcissist believes he has a mandate to finish the assignment he was given by Vladimir Putin -- to complete the destruction of the United States begun in 2017.

Remember those cartoons we used to watch at the movies, starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig, Woody Woodpecker, and Yosemite Sam? 

Now consider the following: Matt Gaetz as AG, Pete Hegseth leading Defense, Marco Rubio running the State Department, RFK Junior running HHS, and Tulsi Gabbard as head of National Intelligence.

Those worthless dipshits shouldn't hold leadership roles in the federal government. They should be featured characters in a pornographic animated cartoon about nine minutes long, the kind drawn by hand like the old ones with Donald Duck or Tom & Jerry.

I've been a casual observer of American politics since I voted for Richard Nixon in an election, then voted against him in the next one. One thing I've learned over the years is that when Republicans are the majority, they'll always choose the wrong alternative (bad instead of good, worse instead of better, wrong instead of right, harmful instead of safe, and so forth).

The ultimate choice of the worst possible alternative came when Big Fat Pussy was allowed to run as the GOP nominee in 2016. There are still some traditional Republicans in Congress and in various state government positions, but at least half of them are now hardcore MAGA Morons. 

We've reached the moment in American history when traditional Republicans need to choose the best alternative rather than the worst one, which they can accomplish by joining Democrats to preserve American democracy through restricting The Sick Fuck rather than enabling his evil.

Power

An article from AlterNet explains why Wasted Shit may not be able to play American dictator after all. The miserable dipshit wants to expand the power of the executive branch, but Congress may have a different plan (to retain its power rather than surrender it to a worthless Dinky Tinky).

Please, Real Mr. President, before you leave, let's dish out all the dirt on Wasted Shit so everybody can see how stupid they were to vote for his useless ass. 

I've been reading a number of articles attempting to explain why Kamala Harris was unable to defeat the worst human on earth, and many of them cite inflation being blamed on the incumbent's party as the main reason. Do those millions of voters who elected Wasted Shit again really believe he's going to end inflation or do anything else that improves life in America significantly?

Irritation

Donhole Dinky Tinky (DDT) spends every hour of every day saying and doing things that make him one of the worst people in the world. Everything he does is intended to control his MAGA cult zombies, who are all as worthless as he is. Since DDT hasn't ever done anything to earn the respect or appreciation of normal decent Americans, there are thousands of reasons to hate his damned guts, with new ones added each day. 

Here are a few of his outrageous stunts reported this week:

• Bob Woodward's new book reveals that Dinky Tinky still needs to see himself as Putin's favorite suck buddy (though he's only Putin's sock puppet). DDT has been making numerous private phone calls to his Russian Big Daddy, probably violating the Logan Act that makes what he's doing illegal. 
• MVP Kamala Harris made her televised appearance on the CBS news show "60 Minutes" while DDT refused to appear because he expected to be exposed again as a lying bastard by regular fact-checking. Now DDT is demanding that MVP concede the election because CBS manipulated her interview to make her look presidential rather than stupid. The asshole thinks calling her a moron makes him seem intelligent.
  

Another Missed Opportunity?

Some really encouraging poll results have been reported this morning, but the other story is getting more attention. There's plenty of confusion about what actually happened, but here are some of the facts as I understand them:

• Dinky Tinky got dragged behind a tractor driven by Kamala Harris in the first (only) debate last week.
• The Secret Service warned Dinky that his golf courses are not secure locations as far as his safety is concerned.
• After the ass-kicking he suffered in the debate, Dinky went out golfing.
• While he was playing golf, a weirdo (not JD Vance) who voted for him in 2016 carried a semi-military type rifle into an area less than 600 yards from Dinky.
• The only shots fired were apparently those fired by people who work for the government after the weirdo was spotted in some shrubbery.
• Dinky needed something like another assassination attempt to distract the news media and American voters from any further discussion re: the whipping he took in the debate.
• He promptly announced via his Antisocial Lies media platform that he had happily survived yet another attempted assassination, though no bullets were fired by the weirdo in the bushes.
• Dinky immediately (and predictably) began pleading for even more cash contributions from fan club members.
• In MAGA World, the usual dimwits are searching for ways to blame the attempted shooting (that never happened) on Harris, Walz and other important Democrats.