Irritation

Donhole Dinky Tinky (DDT) spends every hour of every day saying and doing things that make him one of the worst people in the world. Everything he does is intended to control his MAGA cult zombies, who are all as worthless as he is. Since DDT hasn't ever done anything to earn the respect or appreciation of normal decent Americans, there are thousands of reasons to hate his damned guts, with new ones added each day. 

Here are a few of his outrageous stunts reported this week:

• Bob Woodward's new book reveals that Dinky Tinky still needs to see himself as Putin's favorite suck buddy (though he's only Putin's sock puppet). DDT has been making numerous private phone calls to his Russian Big Daddy, probably violating the Logan Act that makes what he's doing illegal. 
• MVP Kamala Harris made her televised appearance on the CBS news show "60 Minutes" while DDT refused to appear because he expected to be exposed again as a lying bastard by regular fact-checking. Now DDT is demanding that MVP concede the election because CBS manipulated her interview to make her look presidential rather than stupid. The asshole thinks calling her a moron makes him seem intelligent.
  

Another Missed Opportunity?

Some really encouraging poll results have been reported this morning, but the other story is getting more attention. There's plenty of confusion about what actually happened, but here are some of the facts as I understand them:

• Dinky Tinky got dragged behind a tractor driven by Kamala Harris in the first (only) debate last week.
• The Secret Service warned Dinky that his golf courses are not secure locations as far as his safety is concerned.
• After the ass-kicking he suffered in the debate, Dinky went out golfing.
• While he was playing golf, a weirdo (not JD Vance) who voted for him in 2016 carried a semi-military type rifle into an area less than 600 yards from Dinky.
• The only shots fired were apparently those fired by people who work for the government after the weirdo was spotted in some shrubbery.
• Dinky needed something like another assassination attempt to distract the news media and American voters from any further discussion re: the whipping he took in the debate.
• He promptly announced via his Antisocial Lies media platform that he had happily survived yet another attempted assassination, though no bullets were fired by the weirdo in the bushes.
• Dinky immediately (and predictably) began pleading for even more cash contributions from fan club members.
• In MAGA World, the usual dimwits are searching for ways to blame the attempted shooting (that never happened) on Harris, Walz and other important Democrats.

Positive (+) and Negative (-)

I've spent most of this afternoon reading a wide assortment of articles & reports at the alternate media pages, and it's helped me understand why the political environment is changing so much and so quickly. 

First of all, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are structuring their campaign on the following framework, representing changes most Americans welcome.

• An optimistic outlook for the future of America, 
• An emphasis on national unity and joy (happiness),
• A policy agenda designed to protect our democracy and individual freedom,
• A government focused on improving the quality of life for as many people as possible.

On the other hand, Dudu Assholini's campaign is much narrower, more limited, and threatens the endless continuation of an intolerable, exhausting situation.

• A completely pessimistic outlook on America's future, with our total destruction as a result of economic collapse and World War III unless he wins the November election,
• Assolini's emphasis on a tedious, repetitious focus on his many personal grievances.
• His priority is getting revenge on his enemies (over half of the population).
• His policy agenda is the national nightmare called Project 2025, which the majority of Americans absolutely oppose.
  
• A government mostly focused on satisfying christian (sic) nationalists and the wealthiest one percent. 
  

Covfefe Fantasia

Yesterday, Dumnito Assholini, ruler of the TRashdUMP Party, experienced an overwhelming desire for media attention, most of which is now being captured by MVP and Tim Walz. He snapped his fingers and summoned lazy members of the useless conservative press to his Florida hideout, Mar El Loco, for what was supposed to be a press conference - one of those events where reporters gather to ask serious questions about policy and Assholini answers them in detail.

Actually, what Assholini refers to as press conferences are usually extended monologues (an hour or more), during which he tries ignoring questions and instead entertains the press gathering with tall tales made up at the moment, or redundant lies that he's been telling for months.

Assholini is on the edge of being a complete mental case who believes anything he says is absolutely true because he is god-like. For example, yesterday Assholini was discussing his TRashdUMP Party base, which he estimates is 75% of the population of the United States. The waste of turds exists in a fantasy world, isolated from reality. 

Bottom line: He was born a pig, and he'll continue to be a pig right up until the last minute of the last hour of his final day.