Saturday, September 6, 2025

Reversals of Fortune

From the time I enrolled in public school as a six-year old, I was trained by all of my adult relatives and teachers in the classrooms where I spent most weekdays that our country, the USA, was the best possible place on earth to live.

As I got older, I paid attention to content in news magazines my dad received weekly in the mail and started understanding that although there were things about our wonderful country that created unhappiness, USA was still a much better place to live than anywhere in Africa, Asia or Central America. I noticed how things were in movie locales I saw on screens in theaters, and none of them were as appealing as our home in Texas. "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" was a classic example.

Things changed after the 2024 election, and I no longer consider USA the best nation on earth. Any country where most voters decided to give a second presidential term to a gang of rotting pustules like Porky Pud-Knocker and those chosen to fill leadership positions in the federal government after constant insanity, corruption and incompetence in his first term doesn't deserve the respect and admiration that were encouraged and expected during my adolescent education.

Saturday, August 16, 2025

The Joke's on Him

Donnyhoo Dingleberry never looks stupider than when he pretends to be a statesman capable of functioning at approximately the same skill range as Putin and Zelenskyy. He peaked when he was hosting reality TV programs as a celebrity business executive and just needed to follow the scripts.

Even Fox News reporters recognize when Dingleberry is missing the target by a mile. By the way, Alaska isn't part of Russia, genius.

Update 11:23 AM Sunday: Putin owns Dingleberry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Handmaid Deserves a Smile

It doesn't come easy, but maybe it's time to pause and think kind thoughts about Amy Coney Barrett. After all, if you're doing things that make Tubby TACO crazy enough to resent you, it's confirmation that you're now on the right track. 

On a related matter, after the first four years of TRashdUMP in the White House, the next four years with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in charge were like a long, pleasant dream. Now Joseph Biden is a retired former president whose ability to lead at his age is irrelevant. The full attention of major news media organizations should be trained on comprehensive accurate reports concerning the senile sociopath who replaced Joe several months ago.

Friday, May 23, 2025

The slap down? It's way past time for it.

This has been a rough week with a downpour of nasty political news, so an article I ran across this morning helped me relax and unwind a little bit. It would improve my outlook on life tremendously if Republicans in the Senate sent P47 Cheato Assholini the GFY and ES&D messages, emphasized by a collective display of their extended middle fingers (EMFs). Congress needs to ensure the federal government is funding all the services and programs we need (like FEMA, Medicare and Social Security), and let unnecessary tax cuts for billionaires like Felon Mush expire. Who gives a f-ck if they're pissed off?

If the U.S. Senate manages enough intestinal fortitude to pop Pussident 47's balloon and refuses to be intimidated by his threats and attempted stochastic terrorism, USA will take a huge step in the right direction by reinforcing the balance of power among the branches required by the Constitution.

Pussident Assholini announced that he would be stupid to refuse a bribe or comply with the rules about emoluments. And if he really symbolizes White USA Male Toughness, when will he invite Vladimir Putin to his fancy office at the White House, then kick his f--king ass for the TV cameras like he did with Zelensky?

Let's have another shot at prosecution on RICO charges.