"Oh my God! Barack Obama’s running the old Kenyan Prince Birth Announcement scam !
Here’s how it goes: you want to destroy America from the inside but you can’t because you’re a foreigner. So first, you gotta find yourself a good ol’ American to reproduce for you.Then, you have that child on foreign soil, while simultaneously placing the birth announcement of that child in one of our “fringe” state’s local newspapers. … And then, you wait until this baby is a middle-aged man. Now the trap is set—you just sit back and let that child go out and win the election for President of the United States.
Now here’s where the scam gets tricky; they can’t just win the popular vote. He or she must have a strategy to win the electoral vote—that’s what trips up most grifters. But, if you pull it off, you and your puppet child can sit back and destroy the fabric of the country you both hate so much. It’s almost too easy.”
Here’s how it goes: you want to destroy America from the inside but you can’t because you’re a foreigner. So first, you gotta find yourself a good ol’ American to reproduce for you.Then, you have that child on foreign soil, while simultaneously placing the birth announcement of that child in one of our “fringe” state’s local newspapers. … And then, you wait until this baby is a middle-aged man. Now the trap is set—you just sit back and let that child go out and win the election for President of the United States.
Now here’s where the scam gets tricky; they can’t just win the popular vote. He or she must have a strategy to win the electoral vote—that’s what trips up most grifters. But, if you pull it off, you and your puppet child can sit back and destroy the fabric of the country you both hate so much. It’s almost too easy.”
I lifted this from Pat Cunningham's Applesauce blog. It's a transcript of Jon Stewart's "Daily Show" commentary on the birther controversy, and is so priceless I decided to save it here for future reference. This illustrates the reason thinking people consider Jon Stewart to be the most trustworthy news source in America, and why Republicans are a minority getting smaller by the hour.
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