Sugar Cain has officially announced the suspension of his campaign for the White House. Not ended, just suspended. This is a marketing gimmick most recently used successfully by snow bunny Sarah Palin. The idea is to exploit an ambiguous, indefinite candidacy to remain in the public eye, selling books (or at least lots of pages bound in hardcover) and appearing on Fox News Channel to pontificate at length with no one challenging whatever meaningless bullshit comes out of his mouth. It has worked beautifully for Wasilla Wondermom, who quit her real government job and has listed her occupation since then as "career media phenomenon." If it's paying off for her, why wouldn't a shyster like Pie Daddy give it a shot ?
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