Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The Conspiracy

Everybody knows the national polling companies are really appendages of the Democrat party, and they use phony numbers to skew the results in Obama's favor. The Pew poll is totally in the tank for Obama, along with Gallup, Reuters, the Wall Street Journal, Bloomberg, etc. Only Rasmussen can be trusted.

The Chicago gang realized they were overdoing it. Democrats were so confident that Obama was ahead by 4 points, they were getting lazy and complacent. If Romney had a good debate performance, Republicans would get jazzed up again and that could result in an excitement gap. The decision was quickly made to have Pew Research release a poll showing the race had been turned upside down overnight, and that Romney was now leading by 5 points. That would shake the lazy Democrats out of their lethargy, and Republicans would start gloating and become overconfident, even ignoring the Rasmussen poll, their favorite, which showed a different result.

Never underestimate the vast left-wing conspiracy.

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