Agent Orange in 2005:
"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything..."
I've suspected all along that Agent Orange only wants to be president because it would automatically make him the biggest TV star in America. Suspicion confirmed.
And let's not kid ourselves. All the pod people who were going to vote for him last week will still be voting for him. His biggest fans are uneducated white males, and he probably picked up a few extra votes with that bunch.
"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything..."
I've suspected all along that Agent Orange only wants to be president because it would automatically make him the biggest TV star in America. Suspicion confirmed.
And let's not kid ourselves. All the pod people who were going to vote for him last week will still be voting for him. His biggest fans are uneducated white males, and he probably picked up a few extra votes with that bunch.
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