Sunday, December 24, 2017

Dying Out

Jeff Flake, now unburdened, is telling it like it is about the grim future of the GOP. Meanwhile, Donnie Deutschebank is desperately trying to prevent the crowds at his pep rallies from shrinking more than they already have. Sad, sad, sad...

Speaking of Donnie Deutschebank, he wants us to know that we owe him for restoring the holiday on December 25th that was abolished during the Obama administration.

This Larry Kilgore guy is perfectly suited to lead Texas back into the 19th century. I think we should consider the merits of making Donnie subject to capital punishment for his repeated violations of Biblical law (adultery).

While he was giving America the holiday on December 25th again, Donnie also made the Federal Bureau of Investigation very popular. Call it another of his unintended consequences.

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