Thanks to daylight saving time, a grateful nation had one less hour of Donnie Doughnuts this weekend. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Donnie was in Pennsylvania, presumably to campaign for some Republican asshole running for a House seat, but actually to recreate the imaginary glory of his own 2016 campaign. Reporters who were required to attend say Donnie barely mentioned the candidate (Saccone) because he was so engrossed in bragging about himself.
If you can picture an orangutan in the latter stages of the ape equivalent of syphilis, then you have a good idea of a primate who'd make a better president than Donnie will ever be.
PS: Can this be true? Is it possible that some white evangelical women are finally facing reality about Mr. Worse Than a Diseased Orangutan?
Donnie was in Pennsylvania, presumably to campaign for some Republican asshole running for a House seat, but actually to recreate the imaginary glory of his own 2016 campaign. Reporters who were required to attend say Donnie barely mentioned the candidate (Saccone) because he was so engrossed in bragging about himself.
If you can picture an orangutan in the latter stages of the ape equivalent of syphilis, then you have a good idea of a primate who'd make a better president than Donnie will ever be.
PS: Can this be true? Is it possible that some white evangelical women are finally facing reality about Mr. Worse Than a Diseased Orangutan?
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