The Starbucks Guy, Howard Schultz, is making a piss-poor first impression on me. I've only set foot in a Starbucks store one time, after I received a $10.00 gift card from a family member several years ago. I discovered the only thing I wanted (a nice mug) cost more than ten bucks, so I left the store and gave the card to someone who would use it. There's nothing about Howard Schultz that inspires any loyalty to him.
Senator Cory Booker wants to work with Republicans. As has been pointed out repeatedly, that can only be accomplished when you stomp their asses to a bloody pulp first.
Ann Coulter has just referred to Donnie as a lunatic. They say it takes one to know one.
Thanks to Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana (no, a different John Kennedy) for the suggestion. Donnie will be referred to as Donald Wangdoodle from now on.
On the subject of Donald Wangdoodle, it's obvious he desperately wants to pump up the ratings for his so-called State of the Union address next week. We know TV reality shows are the only thing he understands since he's always trying to trick goobers and yahoos into watching his by promising some blockbuster revelation they'll need to tune in to see him unveil.
Senator Cory Booker wants to work with Republicans. As has been pointed out repeatedly, that can only be accomplished when you stomp their asses to a bloody pulp first.
Ann Coulter has just referred to Donnie as a lunatic. They say it takes one to know one.
Thanks to Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana (no, a different John Kennedy) for the suggestion. Donnie will be referred to as Donald Wangdoodle from now on.
On the subject of Donald Wangdoodle, it's obvious he desperately wants to pump up the ratings for his so-called State of the Union address next week. We know TV reality shows are the only thing he understands since he's always trying to trick goobers and yahoos into watching his by promising some blockbuster revelation they'll need to tune in to see him unveil.
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