The way things are going, Joe will spend his first week or two in the White House reversing all of Cheez Whiz's executive orders.
The Can You Believe This Shit? selection for Monday would probably be the one about Cheez Whiz wanting to make pre-election news coverage of COVID 19 illegal. He needs to be locked up, not reelected.
Every indication is that Cheezy has nothing to campaign on, since he's completely incapable (after four years) of understanding what his job requires. Instead, his pep rally speeches seem to consist almost entirely of insulting any opponent who gets as much media attention as he does. That, and constantly adding to what appears to be an infinite list of grievances about media mistreatment (reporting regularly on CV19) and conspiracies to make him look bad. i.e., all other factual reporting on his so-called precedency (sic). There are many people watching him who get a kick out of that shit, which basically confirms they're as rotten and worthless as he is.
For me, the worst thing about this election is trying to hang on to my sanity until it's over. Cheez Whiz is that multi-vehicle pileup in the middle of the highway that's horrible to look at, but impossible to ignore.
Cheez Whiz likes to entertain the yokels by comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln. Sorry, lardass, the closest you ever got to Lincoln was that time you had a five dollar bill in your wallet.
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