Tomorrow is the big day, and as usual on the eve of a presidential election, I'm trying to remain calm and focus on positive news, instead of dithering over every tidbit suggesting that a Cheez Whiz victory will stun us all. The best news I've seen so far this morning is the Morning Consult poll result. This is a fairly reputable poll according to fivethirtyeight.com, and their final pre-election survey shows Biden leading by 7 points in Florida, by 7 points in Michigan, by 9 points in Pennsylvania, and by 13 points in Wisconsin. The icing on the cake is Biden ahead by 2 points in AZ, by 3 points in GA, and by 1 point in NC.
Other good polling news from Quinnipiac University: Joe leads nationally by 11 points, in Florida by 5 points, and in Ohio by 4 points. And finally, Reuters/Ipsos has Joe leading in Michigan by 10 points, in Wisconsin by 10 points, in Pennsylvania by 7 points, and in Florida by 4 points.
Three respectable polls are showing Joe with nice leads in his three must-win states, and leading in Cheezy's absolutely-must-have states. I imagine that if Joe somehow sweeps FL, MI, PA and WI, we can take this baby to the bank.
Cheezy made the term "shithole" popular, and is probably the only precedent (sic) to use the word in public in a long time. In the U.S., a shithole is any state that Cheezy can win without cheating or vote suppression.
Cheez Whiz leaves party-goers stranded in Nebraska, Pennsylvania, and now Georgia, all in a matter of a few days. The first time, we could maybe write it off as an unfortunate logistical snafu, especially since competence isn't a job requirement in Cheezy's gang. Now, it's beginning to look like something that's being done deliberately. Personally, I'm in the group that thinks goobers attending one of Cheezy's pep rallies deserve anything they get in the way of trouble. But it does make me wonder if Cheezy even gives a shit anymore. Maybe it amuses him to find out how many times those idiots in his fan club will fall for the same scam.
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