Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Q NOTES 310: Suspense

It seems to me that Cheez Doodle will probably be impeached and convicted if Moscow Mitch has anything to say about it. The events of 6 January were apparently the final straw for many members of the (R) Senate caucus.

Never underestimate Moscow Mitch's ability to gauge the political realities in any given situation.

The FBI and other law enforcement authorities have managed to take all the fun out of violently overthrowing the goddamn federal government. (You mean it's not okay to steal a laptop from Madam Speaker's office? I'm sorry, nobody ever told me that.)

Meanwhile, there's additional evidence that right-wing lunatics may not be as committed to civil war now as they were two weeks ago.

If Wyoming really did secede, maybe we could send all the right-wing lunatics to Wyoming in a much-needed enforced relocation program. 

Apparently not too much interest among Cheez Doodle Diddlers in the awesome farewell ceremony big daddy is demanding. Okay, it isn't as satisfying as pissing on his grave, but seeing his last public event as precedent (sic) fail miserably will do for now.

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