Sunday, September 26, 2021

Q NOTES # 560: Short Cuts 55

There's a nasty conspiracy theory circulating among right-wing white nationalist lunatics who watch crap like Tucker Carlson's blab-aganza on Fox News. Usually referred to as White Replacement Theory, its fundamental premise is that liberals are throwing open the borders to immigrants and refugees who will enter the United States to replace right-wing white nationalist lunatics.

Of course the theory's just more of the diseased bullshit that people who believe Porky Prick was sent by god and is still the precedent (sic) require to get through their day.

I looked at some of the reports on liberal blogs this morning, and it occurred to me that I'd be happy to see decent, hard-working refugees replace people like Porky Prick, Rep. Paul Gosar, Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Rep. M.T. (Empty) Greene, Rep. Bimbo Boebert., Devin Nunes, Moscow Mitch, Louie Gohmert, Gregg A-Butt, Mutt Gaetz, etc. 

Meanwhile, Porky still hasn't found honest labor to fill the 24 hour voids that make up his stinking day-to-day existence as the worst blight on earth. He still has his traveling shit circus which now spends about as much energy dive-bombing Trumplicans as Obama, Hillary, and Joe. It's been nearly a year since the last election, and Porky is still obsessing over the ass-kicking Joe gave him. Maybe an eight-year prison term would help him get over himself.

Added 5:01 PM: Most of the articles @ Daily Kos today are overwhelmingly depressing to read, since they deal with the descent of the country into fascism. Fortunately, one contributor came up with a timely spoof concerning Texas A&M's loss to Arkansas yesterday. Given that A&M is a conservative school where Louie Gohmert matriculated as an undergraduate, it's safe to assume that many former students probably buy into the whole Big Lie mentality, and wouldn't recognize the humor. 

Porky is seriously deranged because he's apparently able to believe that if he says something, it's true. I have no idea how long he's been a dangerous mental case because he was barely on my radar before 2016. I knew who he was, but his TV show struck me as a terrible waste of time. During the 2016 campaign, and the first year or so of his so-called precedence (sic), I was pretty sure that his constant lying was part of his scam artist routine. He didn't believe the shit he said, but it didn't matter since the yahoos, yokels, and dimwits in the fan club believed all of it.

Around the time the COVID pandemic hit the U.S., I began to get a sense that what the sane world knew were his lies were actually part of Porky's massive complex of defense mechanisms. The guy is fat, lazy, ignorant, incompetent, and completely unprepared to handle the duties of the position. He'd played a character on the TV show, and now believes he's really THAT guy, instead of the buffoon the sane world recognized.

Have no idea how to manage the national response to a deadly pandemic? Write COVID off as inconsequential as long as possible. Been exposed as a failure in your reelection bid? Just say it never happened, since you won in a landslide.

And it's undeniable that Porky's ability to invent an alternate reality in which he always succeeds appeals tremendously to bottom-feeders who cling to him despite his record of endless failure.

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