I've been trying to spend less time reading political news online recently. Unless I limit my exposure, I get depressed over the seconds of precious life I just wasted, or I get a headache, or both.
Before COVID-19, there was another virus circulating among people who were loyal members of the Republican Party. Beginning in 2016, the virus was spread at large gatherings of (R) people, such as Donnie Pudd's campaign rallies, causing deterioration of the brain and loss of mental acuity in people who weren't bright in the first place. Degraded intelligence transformed millions of inept (but essentially harmless) goobers and yahoos into mindless pod people.
In many advanced cases, pod people mutated into zombie-like creatures, roaming communities and preying on humans with normal healthy brains.
It's likely the virus migrated to the United States from Russia after Donnie Pudd returned from one of his secret planning meetings with Putin, leading into the 2016 election.
Unlike COVID, the RZ (Russian Zombie) virus was rarely fatal, so it didn't get much media attention. The Pudd pod people weren't particularly threatening, and in the White House, Pudd kept cameras and reporters focused on his personal insanity, allowing the zombies to stalk his enemies unnoticed.
The Russian zombie virus has infected nearly all members of the former Republican party, which no longer exists in the form it took as recently as Bush 43's second term. Today's Trumplicans lack the mental competence and stability of GWB-era Republicans, making them a much greater threat to the security of the nation. Watching them too extensively is too exhausting to suit me.
As usual...insightful, clever and too true to be funny (to anyone other than another mentally - spent, anti-Republican, concerned citizen...
ReplyDeleteThere don't seem to be too many of the unaffected virus survivors left...but when the news is that dumpy and his two first born idiots are going to have to at least appear in court...things are more fun to watch.