Crossing Jordan

The latest reports on various liberal webpages indicate that the MAGA House caucus has voted to bump Jungle Gym from the so-called Speaker designee position. If the reports are accurate, this falls into the good news category. First of all, that slimeball shouldn't be rewarded for shit like making death threats to House colleagues. Second of all, Gymbo was Don Slobbo Crappaloni's personal special favorite because Gym's nose has been up in the Majestic Butt for years (and he was also a participant in planning the January 6th attempted coup). Bottom line, there ain't no problem on earth for which Jungle Gym is a reasonable solution.