I knew that watching the Waste of Shit's speech at the in-ugly-ration ceremony would be comparable to washing my eyes out with vinegar, so I just skimmed through a partial transcript at Politicus USA instead. As I expected, the speech was full of ridiculous crap solely meant to entertain the goddamned fools and worthless assholes who voted for him. There wasn't a single sentence in the whole stinking mess that was partially accurate, much less true.
Example: The Return of The Blob isn't the start of a new Golden Age. That moment will begin on a day when the Waste of Shit and Vance are dragged out of the White House by their hair, kicking and screaming, to the cargo plane that will transport them to permanent exile in Russia.
Some selected puke-worthy parts of the speech (copied from the transcript):
Just a few months ago, in a beautiful Pennsylvania field, an assassin's bullet ripped through my ear. But I felt then, and believe even more so now, that my life was saved for a reason.
I was saved by God to make America great again.
Immigrant women and children to be deported as dangerous threats? Then more than 1,500 convicted felons (domestic terrorists and insurrectionists) pardoned and allowed to just walk away laughing. A significant majority of American voters (over 60%) have opposed the Blob's promise to pardon his violent criminal accomplices in the J6 insurrection. So much for all his bullshit fantasy visions.
Update 10:49 AM Wednesday 1/22: If advancement in America was based strictly upon personal merit (as the Blob insists), then his employment would be limited to scrubbing out toilets and mopping floors in Mississippi public restrooms.
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