Monday, March 10, 2025

Monday Blob Feature

Keeping track of the outrageous failures of Jumbo Dumbo is about as interesting as spending ten hours watching an old hog roll around in mud, garbage, and its own shit. 

Jumbo Dumbo is less intelligent and less honest than the fat old hog:

  • He insists he's tougher on Russia than anyone else, but anyone paying attention since the 2016 election knows that Russia owns Dumbo. His duty is to weaken the United States, making USA completely subordinate to Putin and Russia.
  • He insists we need to eliminate waste in both Social Security and Medicare, but never a whisper about millions of taxpayer dollars wasted on crap like his weekend trips to Florida to play golf and other recreational travel.
  • He wants to pretend he's tough on immigrants because they're breaking the law. In America, laws apply equally to everyone, and nobody is above the law (except him, of course).
Someday, someone will try to specify one thing Jumbo Dumbo has done as either Pussydent 45 or Pussydent 1/2 47 that Made America Great Again. Everything that's been suggested so far has been a joke or a lie.

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