Keep the change

They say change is constant, but some things never seem to change.

There was a story in yesterday's newspaper about a large chunk (160 square miles) of the Antarctic ice shelf collapsing. It's a good thing that global climate change is a big lie made up by liberal environmentalists. If there really was such a thing, we'd probably be in deep shit.

A few weeks ago, late February and early March, the Repubs were the gloomiest people on earth. They were moping around about McCain and trying to figure out some way to hook up electrodes and resurrect Ronald Reagan. Ferd, Willard, Hucklebuck, and Rudy, all of whom looked scary at one point, had collapsed and floated out to sea like that big piece of ice.

Now the same Repubs are laughing it up and counting the days until the election. The change in attitude was brought about by the perpetual gutter fight the Dems are engaged in. If Hillbillary were to become the Dem nominee, her gifts as a gutter-fighter would be a real asset. Instead, all that talent's being wasted slashing Obama to pieces. Eventually, one or the other will stagger out into the arena to face off against the walnut man, who's looking like a real work of art in comparison. I don't expect the result will be pleasant to witness.

We knew there was a Clinton death wish that explains their reckless behavior. Looking back on it, it was foolish to think they might've changed. Anyway, there are a lot of cheerful conservatives these days, fwiw.