From today's local newspaper-
Carlin on religion: Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kinda s--t you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.
You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. ... Two reasons: first of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't f-k around.
Cut and pasted from a sidebar in today's article about Carlin's death. I never heard Carlin perform this particular bit, but something about it struck me as being hilarious, especially the part about Joe Pesci. Anyway, I decided it was worth saving for future reference.
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