According to USA Today, Bristol Palin has written her autobiography and it's now on sale at WalMarts everywhere. Bristol is twenty years old, a little young to be cranking out memoirs if you ask me, but nobody asked me. The news article said she got help writing the book from a professional author named Nancy French. That was a good idea if Bristol has the same way with words as Sarah.
The book's title is NOT AFRAID OF LIFE, but it probably could've been called HOW I MET AN ASSHOLE, LET HIM KNOCK ME UP, THEN MILKED IT FOR A MILLION BUCKS. The whole Palin clan has a gift for figuring out what the rubes want and giving it to them. After all, hayseeds being gulled out of their hard-earned money by grifters and con artists is what made America great and keeps it that way.
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