Thursday, June 22, 2017

Campaign (a la) mode

Donnie Dick Drip has been in so-called "office" for roughly 22 weeks, and he's been running a reelection campaign for about 21 of them. There are many advantages to maintaining a perpetual campaign, and some of them have to do with putting money in Dick Drip's pocket. Then there are the so-called "campaign" rallies, giving the dick drip an excuse to reenact the only time in his life when crowds of people loved him. And of course, there's free media coverage -- the cable news channels will show anything as long as fat, ignorant yahoos are glued to their TV sets.

If Donnie spends enough time preparing for his second term, it'll take his mind off his first one.


Keep sending in your cash, suckers.

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