A new Quinnipiac poll was released today, reporting that 84 percent want the full Mueller report released, and Booger Barr says he'll release it in weeks, not months. The House committees want their copies by April 2nd, which gives Booger less than a week to make the Mueller report say what he told us it says. He'll never meet that deadline
The poll also claims that 43 percent believe the investigation was a witch hunt. It's totally predictable that about 40 percent of those included in a Quinnipiac sample will echo whatever Donnie Polyp told them. We updated the Basic National Stupidity Rate in November 2016, and it's currently 46.38 percent. Reputable polls will usually find at least 40 percent of their samples are on the wrong side of any political issue, since 4 out of every 10 Americans are fucking morons. Remember that when you're walking at the mall or your local Walmart, and stay alert.
PS: In southern states, the rate's closer to 6 out of 10.
Added 7:55 PM: According to Crooks and Liars, the Polyp plans the complete abolition of the Affordable Care Act, and he actually predicts Republicans will be "the party of healthcare." Translated, this roughly means: "You sick? You're fucked!"
The poll also claims that 43 percent believe the investigation was a witch hunt. It's totally predictable that about 40 percent of those included in a Quinnipiac sample will echo whatever Donnie Polyp told them. We updated the Basic National Stupidity Rate in November 2016, and it's currently 46.38 percent. Reputable polls will usually find at least 40 percent of their samples are on the wrong side of any political issue, since 4 out of every 10 Americans are fucking morons. Remember that when you're walking at the mall or your local Walmart, and stay alert.
PS: In southern states, the rate's closer to 6 out of 10.
Added 7:55 PM: According to Crooks and Liars, the Polyp plans the complete abolition of the Affordable Care Act, and he actually predicts Republicans will be "the party of healthcare." Translated, this roughly means: "You sick? You're fucked!"
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