Tomorrow, December 14th, is another special day in Cheez Doodle's life. The Electoral College will vote, and he'll lose. The (R) Party will officially become the party of We Believe It's True Because He Said So.
I try to keep up with the news, and right now, several reports suggest the (R) Party is dividing into two factions. Most of us have understood for several years that Cheez Doodle's only loyalty is to himself, or occasionally to Ivanka. He has no loyalty to the (R) Party, but identified himself with it because most (R) voters are low-information dipshits who are are easily scammed, not because he had any serious interest in conservative dogma.
The larger (R) faction is made up of people who are loyal to Cheezy personally. He's the kind of fat, ignorant asshole they can identify with, and they've been fooled into believing he gives a shit about them because he constantly promises to deliver the White Power America they crave. Many of these people only voted last month because Cheezy was on the ballot.
That leaves a smaller faction of traditional Republicans who fear the voters in the larger faction, and hope that refusing to oppose Cheezy on anything political will be interpreted as devotion to him personally. Some of them have political ambitions of their own, but will be sidelined if Cheezy dominates the party indefinitely as he's promising he will.
In 2015 and early 2016, when Cheezy's campaign was building momentum, politicians who were then considered traditional Republicans warned that Cheezy would ultimately destroy the party if he won the election. There are early signs they were probably correct.
Update 3:14 PM: When Cheezy's campaign allegedly paid 3,000,000 bucks upfront for the expenses of vote recounts in two Wisconsin counties, we should have known it was another one of his dirty tricks.
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