Thursday, December 31, 2020

Q NOTES 291

Cheez Doodle has spent his entire life practicing the art of bullshitting, and it's one of the few things he actually knows how to do. After surviving four years of constant bullshit, we understand that Cheezy never comes close to achieving any goal that he sets for himself individually, or for any organization he pretends to lead. He promises huge, but delivers small (or not at all).

The latest goal he's failed to reach: 20,000,000 doses of COVID vaccine administered by end of the year. He only missed that one by 18,000,000 doses. 

Besides promising miracles then delivering brown paper bags full of dog turds, Cheezy has a knack for bringing scum like Lin Woods out of the darkness, into the media spotlight. Even the worst previous (R) administrations (Nixon, Reagan, Bush 43) weren't dominated as completely by filth and trash as the Cheez Doodle precedence (sic).

I don't remember having even heard of some asshole named Josh Hawley until he decided to turn a publicity stunt into a cash grab, just like Cheezy always does.

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