To be a member in good standing of Cheez Doodle's official fan club, a person must have (A) allowed Cheezy to sexually harass or abuse him/her, or (B) filed a lawsuit to benefit Cheezy that was dismissed as being without merit by a state or federal court. Louie Gohmert meets one condition for sure, and probably meets both.
Texas takes a back seat to no other states when it comes to its assortment of stinking, rotten (R) politicians, Gohmert being one of the worst. At the state level, Ken Paxton is probably the worst AG in America. He's probably the only active state AG who's been indicted for felonies. Then there's Rafael (Ted) Cruz, who is roughly as appealing as three large turds floating in a bucket of donkey piss.
Just for the record: Any member of Congress who fears that Cheez Doodle will force them to face an opponent in their party primary doesn't have the courage or intelligence to serve in Congress in the first place. Also for the record, any mental defectives who participate in violent protests to support Cheezy's attack on the election should be designated as terrorists and dealt with accordingly, especially if they show up carrying firearms of any type.
Apparently, the motivation behind the ridiculous bullshit taking place in the Senate (Hawley, Cruz, et al) is positioning for the 2024 presidential election. Does this mean that Cheez Doodle has decided he won't run again in 2024 after all?
The perfect ending to this fucking nightmare will be if, after all's said and done, the Republican Party really is divided beyond repair, proving conclusively that everything Cheez Doodle touches really does die.
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