Judging by the visuals that are available online, the MAGA rally in Washington D.C. today is nowhere close to the hundreds of thousands I was led to expect. Looks like a mangy assortment of unemployed white guys who need to shave and maybe lose some beer gut. My official position is that every one of them who says he's ready to die for MAGA should get that opportunity within the next 24 hours.
Mike Puntz has issued an official announcement that he won't play the game that Cheezy is insisting on. Now if the other assholes would straighten up and fly right, we might get this election over with.
Update 6:15 PM: This turned out to be a hell of an eventful day. Both Democrats won Senate seats in the Georgia runoff election, which should make the next 2-4 years better for Joe Biden and America. The joint session was disrupted by an insurrection incited by Cheez Doodle, in a preview of what he's probably planning for his final two weeks in office.
Madam Speaker has notified the press that the joint session should resume tonight as soon as it's safe to reenter the Capitol Building. Vermin like Rafael (Ted) Cruz and Louie Gohmert need to be told to STFU and sit their ass down if they try to challenge the certified electoral votes of any state. We've already gotten a taste of what trying to keep Cheezy happy leads to, and he needs to go fuck himself if he can't handle an ass-whipping.
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