The "will he or won't he testify before a DOJ grand jury" game with former veep Mike Suspense continues. Mike himself has switched between Yes, I Will and No, I Won't, then agreed to appear after a judge decided he would. Dumpy Kaputie has leaped into the picture with an appeal. His track record in the area of winning appeals isn't that hot, but Kaputie must know he's fucked if Mike spills his guts to Jack Smith's grand jury.
Being an indicted felon is an advantage for Kaputie within the MAGA Moron party, but it puts him in a tough spot with a majority of U.S. voters.
In Congress, any House committee that includes Gym Jordan will inevitably be a goddamned clown show. The Senate Judiciary Committee, on the other hand, knows stuff and takes care of business,
Updated 7:20 PM Tuesday: Let's just say Alvin Bragg is standing on Gym Jordan's dick and let it go at that.
Dumpy Kaputie has a post-indictment favorable rating of about 25%. Welcome to the real world, Kaputie. Remember last week when you were announcing that being an indicted felon would cause your popularity to soar? Get real, snot bubble.
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