Some really encouraging poll results have been reported this morning, but the other story is getting more attention. There's plenty of confusion about what actually happened, but here are some of the facts as I understand them:
- Dinky Tinky got dragged behind a tractor driven by Kamala Harris in the first (only) debate last week.
- The Secret Service warned Dinky that his golf courses are not secure locations as far as his safety is concerned.
- After the ass-kicking he suffered in the debate, Dinky went out golfing.
- While he was playing golf, a weirdo (not JD Vance) who voted for him in 2016 carried a semi-military type rifle into an area less than 600 yards from Dinky.
- The only shots fired were apparently those fired by people who work for the government after the weirdo was spotted in some shrubbery.
- Dinky needed something like another assassination attempt to distract the news media and American voters from any further discussion re: the whipping he took in the debate.
- He promptly announced via his Antisocial Lies media platform that he had happily survived yet another attempted assassination, though no bullets were fired by the weirdo in the bushes.
- Dinky immediately (and predictably) began pleading for even more cash contributions from fan club members.
- In MAGA World, the usual dimwits are searching for ways to blame the attempted shooting (that never happened) on Harris, Walz and other important Democrats.
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