Thursday, October 10, 2024

Irritation

Donhole Dinky Tinky (DDT) spends every hour of every day saying and doing things that make him one of the worst people in the world. Everything he does is intended to control his MAGA cult zombies, who are all as worthless as he is. Since DDT hasn't ever done anything to earn the respect or appreciation of normal decent Americans, there are thousands of reasons to hate his damned guts, with new ones added each day. 

Here are a few of his outrageous stunts reported this week:

  • Bob Woodward's new book reveals that Dinky Tinky still needs to see himself as Putin's favorite suck buddy (though he's only Putin's sock puppet). DDT has been making numerous private phone calls to his Russian Big Daddy, probably violating the Logan Act that makes what he's doing illegal. 
  • MVP Kamala Harris made her televised appearance on the CBS news show "60 Minutes" while DDT refused to appear because he expected to be exposed again as a lying bastard by regular fact-checking. Now DDT is demanding that MVP concede the election because CBS manipulated her interview to make her look presidential rather than stupid. The asshole thinks calling her a moron makes him seem intelligent.

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