Elon and his band of Baby Muskrats are still prancing around making messes, and Elon is being identified in some media reports as The Actual President, making me wonder why Pussydent 47 hasn't thrown a temperamental fit and run Elon off yet.
I saw some recent photos of Elon, and decided that when P47 looks at that face, in his mind he sees a big, soft, vagina (and it make him plenty horny).
I noticed a headline in this morning's online edition of USA TODAY about a new CBS News poll that found a majority of American adults approve of P47's performance. Here are the numbers:
- Strongly Approve 31%
- Somewhat Approve 22%
- Strongly Disapprove 38%
- Somewhat Disapprove 9%
The article went on to clarify that 45% of those polled claim they pay a lot of attention to the news, and the other 55% pay some attention, not much attention, or no attention at all. My gut feeling is that the 53% who approve come mostly from the 55% who aren't paying much attention, while the 47% who disapprove are mainly from the 45% paying close attention.
Here's a proposal for a painless budget cut: Immediately eliminate Secret Service protection for Pussydent 47 Donkey Duhmp and VP Shady JD Vance. Require Big BM (Billionaire Musk) to absorb the costs of their security.
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