Friday, February 13, 2009

Health hazard

Circle jerk, AM radio version. Hannity takes a call from a listener in his North Texas affiliate market.

Caller: "Hey, buddy. You a great American, Sean."

Hannity: "You're a great American, my friend."

In terms of intellectual content, the conversation proceeds rapidly downhill from there. Based upon the limited evidence available, it appears the greatest health risks resulting from mutual masturbation are mental rather than physical.

By the way, it's now official. The Obama presidency has failed. It's over. My source for this breaking news is the Hannity radio production, which I heard while gathering health risk data.

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