That explains it

Thanks to Wonkette for the link to an aol.com article that explains everything. If anyone's been wondering why conservative males have behaved like morons and maniacs for roughly eleven months now, it's because their gonads withered up and fell off. Oh, the scientific study doesn't put it quite that crudely, but I can read between the lines. The good news for conservatards is that their manhood may grow back in another year or so.